Is your computer melting down or is that just your patience? Either way, here's a few basic things to try when something goes wrong with your machine.

• Make sure everything is plugged in.
• Yes, it's obvious, but it's the number-one problem we encounter... honest.
• Restart.
• It's a tried and true fix-it that really does help in many (OK, some) instances.
• Swear.
• Let loose with your best sailor language. It may not make your computer spring.
• back to life, but you'll feel loads better. Just make sure the kids are in the other room.
• Ask your eight-year-old.
• Chances are, he or she will know what to do.
• Try turning the monitor on.
• Hey... we're all forgetful sometimes.
• Call the Nerd Herd!