Nerds... men and women armed with pocket protectors, polyester pants that don't quite fit, and glasses taped down the middle.

We at the Nerd Herd are proud members of this fine tradition, a tradition as old as Claudius, the misunderstood misfit who cradled all of Rome in his arms.

From this proud tradition spawned a long line of nerds like Isaac Newton, Thomas Edison, Madame Curie, Woody Allen, Ralph Nader, Eddie Deezen, Bill Gates, Al Gore, and many other men and women who have changed the face of history.

If you don't know who these people are, then you're probably not a nerd, which is OK, because we are, and we are ready to fulfill all your nerdly technological needs.

Like most nerds, the Nerd Herd prides itself on being friendly, helpful, and always at your service... sort of like that favorite dog you had as a kid... only smarter and with less drool.

So if you're in a technological bind of any nature, call in the Nerd Herd – we'll do the rest.

Check out the Nerd Herders' review of Heroes Season One on DVD.

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Men... you know who you are.